.trouble is her only friend.

Why does the world always have something agaisnt me?!?!?!?!
Why does it hate me so much to punish me like this?
I mean seriously..... Do I really deserve it?
Every time when things are going right between you and me it won't stay that way for long.
Something always comes in between.
Something always ruins our perfect moments.
Why are you coming here at this point in time?
Don't you have some where else to be.
Your not welcomed!
I am not going to put a smile on just for you... You can go fly kites for all I care...
I HATE YOU!!!!!
I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!
Why must you ruin everything?!?!?!
It was so perfect.... I was so excited....
Heck, I decided to be a nerd for this.
And then you come along and just ruin it!
arghhhhhhhhh
I just want to scream till my i choke on my lungs!!!!
I want to cry till I can't cry no more.
I miss you so much!
.....and this happens....
What am I to do know?
I have already dug my hole and I'm in it.
Help all you want but I am not coming out!

.Funny Bones Ticklers.

Different Kinds of Breast

A family is sitting around the supper table and the son wonders if he can ask a personal question. The father says, "Ask away."
The young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm.

In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, when you see them, they make you cry."

This infuriates the wife and daughter, so the daughter says, "Can I
ask a personal question? Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles, and looks at her husband and answers,
"Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, a man’s
penis is like an oak, mighty and hard.

In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.

After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root and the balls are there for decoration only."

.all I have to do is dream.

Dreams are illustrations... from the book your soul is writing about you. ~Marsha Norman

Everybody loves dreaming.
It gives us the chance to be someone that we desire to be on the inside.
We are able to enter into a world that is of our very own.
We can be superhero's, adventurers, living on cloud 9.
Heck we can be younger and care free than what we really are.

But sadly I don't remember most of my dreams.
Especially the exciting ones which I wake up to with adrenalin pumping through my veins.



I have a different view about dreaming.
To me dreams are influenced by a person's daily events.
Whatever happens today influences your dreams tonight.
*well maybe not for everyone but definitely for me*


A few days ago, I saw Nigel's nephew on web cam for at least 3 hours as Nigel was babysitting him.
He's name is Zaiden and omg....he's just sooo cute!
That night I dreamt that I was a mother of 6 kids and waiting to ploop out no.7

This is not the first time having this mother dreams.
Every time I see a baby WAH-LAH
Hello mummy!



Last night S was talking to me about V.
Very basic stuff about him making a commitment.

Hours later I dreamt that V had a thing for S and I.
And we became close, the 3 of us.
Leading to a threesome *I know right!*
Where if V wanted to be with only S or I we won't allow it as we come in a pair.
"Double us, double satisfaction" was our saying which we kept on repeating in my dream.
*how lame -.-' *

I got up laughing my ass off with S this morning.
Out of everything which happened yesterday, the topic which I talked the least about,
2 minutes max,
was the so called "icing" of my dreams.



Oh and just a last dream before I sign off.
2 days ago Phillip and Ian came over for dinner.
We were chatting and a topic of Phillip burning my house down came up as they were shocked that it was all made of wood.
That night I dreamt that, *I'm sure you've guessed it*
my house was on fire.
The shocking thing was instead of jumping down and saving myself,
I started saving my clothes!
I kept was throwing them outside the window.
I didn't bother about my laptop, my wallet, my passport.
Nothing except my clothes.

I got up with an ache in my heart.
The one's you get when you dreamt that one of your loved one's passed away.
And I could not stop thinking how valuable my clothes are!
I've been collecting them for ages. Since I can't remember.
And if I were to loose all of it, I would be devastated!



There are still some more clothes in my suitcases above and some more in good old Malaysia.
*Not enough space to hang*



So I thought to myself,
if this were to really happen in real life,
what would I do?
Well....
I still would not hesitate to save my clothes first!

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.geek in pink.

Ok.... It's been ages since i last blogged but I have my reasons!

1. Finals were going on for 2 weeks hence this is good excuse to be used =)
2. Moving into a new place is awfully traumatic and stressful so I did not have the time
3. Shangari and I, the most brilliant people on earth, did not find or install our internet in advance before moving in. So it took us 3 weeks to get the phone line and the internet installed.
4. I was on holiday, give me a break!
*It was more of sheer laziness*


The holidays were good.
We ate alot, slept alot, played PS2 alot, and slept some more.
It was mostly us getting used to the new place.
And before we knew it 3 weeks just flew by just like that!
And so uni begins....



It is a start of a new semester. Last semester thankfully by God's grace I got through all my papers.
*only studied a few weeks before the exams*

Note to self: Never ever ever EVER , *ok enough emphasis* repeat this EVER again!



So this brand new semester, Karina's going to be a BIG NERD!
*smiles widely showing all 32 teeth*

And the joke is, I'm actually keeping up to it so far, fingers crossed.
To top things off, the time spend having fun is much more worth it when actual work is actually done compared to procrastinating. hee hee.
*I know this is a known fact but heck it. I just discovered it on my own*


The life of a NERD:

Read through and study the chapters before going for the lectures
Come back and study those chapters again
Do the tutes for those chapters
Repeat the same thing for all subjects


Yeap.... This is what I have been doing since uni started and here I am now with nothing to do as today's my day off and yes I have finished most of what I am suppose to do for this week and I have Wednesday's off as well to bum around. One word: NERD! =)


-Click-

.jump for my love.

When was the last time you jumped on your bed?
As in jumping constantly and not just one jump.

Mine was like ages ago. When I was in a kid.
I mean there were instances where I have jumped before in my teens to stick glow in the dark stars on the ceiling.
And recently, jumping on by bed to bang the ceiling ,to disturb Kavita above.

But its been a while since I have JUMPED!

We got the keys to our new house today. It was the first time walking in as new tenants. Phillip joined us later on.
Shango and I decided to take pictures of our first experience. Photos are on FB.
*too lazy to upload*

I have this thing where I can only know if a bed is really good if I jump on it. The easier it is to jump on, the better. The higher you can jump, the better.


We started jumping on the bed after that =)

*my bed that is*
*Shango didn't like people jumping on her bed for God knows what reason*


All the lectures from out parents.....

"DON'T YOU DARE JUMP ON THE BED"
"YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK THE BED AND IF YOU DO, YOU'RE BLOODY HELL PAYING FOR IT"
"IT'S NOT GOOD TO JUMP, LATER WHEN YOU SLEEP ON THE BED IT WILL GIVE YOU A BACK ACHE"
"STOP JUMPING!!!!"
"But why?"
"BECAUSE I SAID SO!"


....just faded into the background of laughter's.
The feeling was so liberating!
Especially since exams are around the corner (24th June).
It really did take away all our worries and stress.

.Reaching for the ceiling.
.Falling on one another.
.Laughing our heads off over stupid remarks made by Shango and Phillip.
.Cam whoring.
.Trying different poses in the air.


It was an awesome day.
The happiness I felt from laughter, friends and family.
It is not the same as what you get from clubbing or chilling.
It was REAL.
It was FELT.
It was THERE.


Here's to many many more happy laughing moments at 7/131 Gray Street.




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.Break.

Exams are just 2 weeks away so I have told myself I will try to stop blogging until my exams are over.
So if there are any other post after this and if it is before 3rd of July, it means that I'm procrastinating!

Everything is done today! No more assignments/presentations.
Had my Financial Institution and Management presentation today and hopefully I did good.
The lecturer kept staring at me as if I was talking Gibberish.
Felt like kicking her in the tush.

Updates till I write again:
- We're getting the keys to our new place this Tuesday! *jumps up and down*
-I'm so screwed for my finals that it is not even possible to think I can pass
*I need serious divine intervention* Pray for me pewess....
-I didn't even know how much I was going to miss my housemates until today. So am going to make a one-day-lunch-in-a-week with them.
-I've become a chocolate addict recently....I need at least one a day
*Thanks Kavita*
-Nigel will be coming on the 20th of this month. He's is suppose to be my maid till my exams are done. :)


Now back to the books.... =.='

Kavita and Roshanthi, I am going to miss you both terribly! I don't want 2 part away from you two...

.Funny Bones Ticklers.

Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex

You can GET chocolate whenever you want.

"If you love me, you’ll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

Two People of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

You can have chocolate in front of your mother.

If you bite nuts too hard, the chocolate won’t mind.

You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

You can have chocolate any time of the month.

You don’t get hairs in your mouth when eating chocolate.

When you have chocolate it does not keep the neighbours awake.

You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant.

Good chocolate is easy to find.

Nobody thinks you’re weird if you buy chocolate.