.i'm a bitch i'm a lover.

I do not blackmail anybody.
Its not me.
The only reason why I blackmailed you
is because you couldn't care less about anyone but
YOURSELF.
And this is a known fact to everyone.
So in order for you to care about my "issues",
for you to take responsibility,
and for you to understand my situation,
I blackmailed you.
*living with you is so freaking hard! I dunno why I decided to move in with you*

-Click-

.kindly unspoken.

And so the tragedy begins...

Cold wars, drunken nights, mind blowing irritation and lots of hide and seek.
Here we go....

Wish me luck!
*especially for not getting caught!*

-Click-

.manic monday.

Tuesday's are like freaking "Black Monday's" for me.
Why?
My 1st day of the week
and I always forget to bring something to uni.

Just two things:

Hand phone
Wallet

Yea.... I'm also wondering how can I ever leave the house
Hand phone, Wallet, Hand phone and Wallet today....
If next week I forget to bring either one....
I'll be convince that "Black Monday" should actually be "Black Tuesday".


P.s: I solved a math problem in my Business Finance tute today and my hot "ass" tutor gave me a Fredo!
YAY!
I swear....
He has the juiciest ass I have ever seen!
No kidding.
and Shangari seconds that
*just in case you think I'm over exaggerating*

And I'm convinces now that he's gay.
*Minus the part where he always wear tight boot cut pants, fitted long sleeve shirts and pointed shoes*
Saw a red string popping out of his pants today which looked a lot like a thong.
But it doesn't bother me if he is or not...
Am just thankful for the view =)

-Click-

.pon de replay.

.Joey's and Safiea's 21st.

Random events:

• A guy asked if he could take a picture of me as I reminded him so much of his friend.

*Shangari yelled at me later for letting him as he might use it for Voodoo or for porn pics*
*Am getting a tiny bit worried now heh....*

• A gay guy kept appearing in our pictures and we stupidly did not ask him to take a hike.
  

.....and now we found out that he was not even gay!
Just had many many female's in his family.... wtf?

• Many random pictures were taken even though we were not under any influences

All in all....
Night well spend!
*minus the part when P pissed the hell out of me! Nobody talks to me like that!*

-Click-

.spice up.

Funny story.
We decided to make "vendium columbu" (Onion curry) today
since Shangari and I are both Vegs on Fridays.
Thanks to Ian recipe, it actually turned out good!
*Not as great as Sri Pandi's but the crave for it was intolerable!*

For that half an hour we had no idea what we doing so this is how it went:

S: What you doing?
K: Cutting the shallots.
S: You don't cut them you fool! You just put the whole thing in.
K: You sure?
S: Yes
K: Really???
S: YES!!!!


K: Ok! Chili time!

*adds in 1 table spoon of chilli powder, mind you, the table spoon was BIG*
*and we added 6 dried chilies earlier*

S: How much did you add?
K: 1 table spoon only la....chill....

*adds in another table spoon of chili powder*

S: What are you doing?!?!?
K: Adding in.
S: Its to much!!!
K: Chill la... we're going to flood it with water anyway right cause it needs to be watery? So the spice won't be there...
S: Point! ok loh...add a little bit more than.

*adds 1/4 table spoon of chili powder*


`Dinner time

*while eating*

S: Wow! It actually turned out good!
K: I know right!

*after 30 seconds*

K: FU*K!!!!! Dam spicy!!!!
S: No la. You cannot tahan only la...

*10 seconds later*

S: FU*K FU*K FU*K!!! waterrr!!!!

We finished eating everything cause we were super hungry.
That night we couldn't sleep as our intestines were burning!!!
You know that uncomfortable feeling where you need to just shit it out but you can't!?!?!?
We went to bed feeling like that.

And the next day
well.......
It was mostly spent in the bathroom....
Sounds of bomb blasting and very veryyy loose cannon balls...

Our anuses were burning like there was no tomorrow!
And it was so soar that it made sitting down impossible.

Hilarious.

This one's for the books!

-Click-

.trouble is her only friend.

Why does the world always have something agaisnt me?!?!?!?!
Why does it hate me so much to punish me like this?
I mean seriously..... Do I really deserve it?
Every time when things are going right between you and me it won't stay that way for long.
Something always comes in between.
Something always ruins our perfect moments.
Why are you coming here at this point in time?
Don't you have some where else to be.
Your not welcomed!
I am not going to put a smile on just for you... You can go fly kites for all I care...
I HATE YOU!!!!!
I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!
Why must you ruin everything?!?!?!
It was so perfect.... I was so excited....
Heck, I decided to be a nerd for this.
And then you come along and just ruin it!
arghhhhhhhhh
I just want to scream till my i choke on my lungs!!!!
I want to cry till I can't cry no more.
I miss you so much!
.....and this happens....
What am I to do know?
I have already dug my hole and I'm in it.
Help all you want but I am not coming out!

.Funny Bones Ticklers.

Different Kinds of Breast

A family is sitting around the supper table and the son wonders if he can ask a personal question. The father says, "Ask away."
The young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm.

In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, when you see them, they make you cry."

This infuriates the wife and daughter, so the daughter says, "Can I
ask a personal question? Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles, and looks at her husband and answers,
"Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, a man’s
penis is like an oak, mighty and hard.

In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.

After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root and the balls are there for decoration only."

.all I have to do is dream.

Dreams are illustrations... from the book your soul is writing about you. ~Marsha Norman

Everybody loves dreaming.
It gives us the chance to be someone that we desire to be on the inside.
We are able to enter into a world that is of our very own.
We can be superhero's, adventurers, living on cloud 9.
Heck we can be younger and care free than what we really are.

But sadly I don't remember most of my dreams.
Especially the exciting ones which I wake up to with adrenalin pumping through my veins.



I have a different view about dreaming.
To me dreams are influenced by a person's daily events.
Whatever happens today influences your dreams tonight.
*well maybe not for everyone but definitely for me*


A few days ago, I saw Nigel's nephew on web cam for at least 3 hours as Nigel was babysitting him.
He's name is Zaiden and omg....he's just sooo cute!
That night I dreamt that I was a mother of 6 kids and waiting to ploop out no.7

This is not the first time having this mother dreams.
Every time I see a baby WAH-LAH
Hello mummy!



Last night S was talking to me about V.
Very basic stuff about him making a commitment.

Hours later I dreamt that V had a thing for S and I.
And we became close, the 3 of us.
Leading to a threesome *I know right!*
Where if V wanted to be with only S or I we won't allow it as we come in a pair.
"Double us, double satisfaction" was our saying which we kept on repeating in my dream.
*how lame -.-' *

I got up laughing my ass off with S this morning.
Out of everything which happened yesterday, the topic which I talked the least about,
2 minutes max,
was the so called "icing" of my dreams.



Oh and just a last dream before I sign off.
2 days ago Phillip and Ian came over for dinner.
We were chatting and a topic of Phillip burning my house down came up as they were shocked that it was all made of wood.
That night I dreamt that, *I'm sure you've guessed it*
my house was on fire.
The shocking thing was instead of jumping down and saving myself,
I started saving my clothes!
I kept was throwing them outside the window.
I didn't bother about my laptop, my wallet, my passport.
Nothing except my clothes.

I got up with an ache in my heart.
The one's you get when you dreamt that one of your loved one's passed away.
And I could not stop thinking how valuable my clothes are!
I've been collecting them for ages. Since I can't remember.
And if I were to loose all of it, I would be devastated!



There are still some more clothes in my suitcases above and some more in good old Malaysia.
*Not enough space to hang*



So I thought to myself,
if this were to really happen in real life,
what would I do?
Well....
I still would not hesitate to save my clothes first!

-Click-

.geek in pink.

Ok.... It's been ages since i last blogged but I have my reasons!

1. Finals were going on for 2 weeks hence this is good excuse to be used =)
2. Moving into a new place is awfully traumatic and stressful so I did not have the time
3. Shangari and I, the most brilliant people on earth, did not find or install our internet in advance before moving in. So it took us 3 weeks to get the phone line and the internet installed.
4. I was on holiday, give me a break!
*It was more of sheer laziness*


The holidays were good.
We ate alot, slept alot, played PS2 alot, and slept some more.
It was mostly us getting used to the new place.
And before we knew it 3 weeks just flew by just like that!
And so uni begins....



It is a start of a new semester. Last semester thankfully by God's grace I got through all my papers.
*only studied a few weeks before the exams*

Note to self: Never ever ever EVER , *ok enough emphasis* repeat this EVER again!



So this brand new semester, Karina's going to be a BIG NERD!
*smiles widely showing all 32 teeth*

And the joke is, I'm actually keeping up to it so far, fingers crossed.
To top things off, the time spend having fun is much more worth it when actual work is actually done compared to procrastinating. hee hee.
*I know this is a known fact but heck it. I just discovered it on my own*


The life of a NERD:

Read through and study the chapters before going for the lectures
Come back and study those chapters again
Do the tutes for those chapters
Repeat the same thing for all subjects


Yeap.... This is what I have been doing since uni started and here I am now with nothing to do as today's my day off and yes I have finished most of what I am suppose to do for this week and I have Wednesday's off as well to bum around. One word: NERD! =)


-Click-