.spice up.

Funny story.
We decided to make "vendium columbu" (Onion curry) today
since Shangari and I are both Vegs on Fridays.
Thanks to Ian recipe, it actually turned out good!
*Not as great as Sri Pandi's but the crave for it was intolerable!*

For that half an hour we had no idea what we doing so this is how it went:

S: What you doing?
K: Cutting the shallots.
S: You don't cut them you fool! You just put the whole thing in.
K: You sure?
S: Yes
K: Really???
S: YES!!!!


K: Ok! Chili time!

*adds in 1 table spoon of chilli powder, mind you, the table spoon was BIG*
*and we added 6 dried chilies earlier*

S: How much did you add?
K: 1 table spoon only la....chill....

*adds in another table spoon of chili powder*

S: What are you doing?!?!?
K: Adding in.
S: Its to much!!!
K: Chill la... we're going to flood it with water anyway right cause it needs to be watery? So the spice won't be there...
S: Point! ok loh...add a little bit more than.

*adds 1/4 table spoon of chili powder*


`Dinner time

*while eating*

S: Wow! It actually turned out good!
K: I know right!

*after 30 seconds*

K: FU*K!!!!! Dam spicy!!!!
S: No la. You cannot tahan only la...

*10 seconds later*

S: FU*K FU*K FU*K!!! waterrr!!!!

We finished eating everything cause we were super hungry.
That night we couldn't sleep as our intestines were burning!!!
You know that uncomfortable feeling where you need to just shit it out but you can't!?!?!?
We went to bed feeling like that.

And the next day
well.......
It was mostly spent in the bathroom....
Sounds of bomb blasting and very veryyy loose cannon balls...

Our anuses were burning like there was no tomorrow!
And it was so soar that it made sitting down impossible.

Hilarious.

This one's for the books!

-Click-